How to Meet New People

Some people think it's hard to meet new people. It's not difficult at all if you just put a little thought and effort into it. Learn to turn mundane situations into opportunities.   For example, try picking up the wrong golf ball. When stuck in...

Thought for Monday

Dear God, Thank you for the 30-pack of cold beer. I humbly pray for a grilled juicy hamburger and some homemade potato salad. In Jesus' name. Amen.

Thought for Friday

What happens when Murphy's Law goes wrong? Does that mean something accidentally goes right?   After extensive, exhaustive, tedious research (and an anonymous tip) I now know the answer.   When Murphy's Law goes wrong, it becomes Murphy's...

A Peaceful Muslim Speaks

Let's listen to someone who knows a thing or two about Islam. Surely you consider the Ayatollah Khomeini a reliable Muslim source. Let’s let this great Muslim leader set the record straight about Peaceful Islam.   Those who know nothing of Islam...

Peaceful KKK

If we apply the same logic to KKK as we do to islam, KKK is a peaceful organization. Not every KKK member has ever killed a black person, have they? No, and the KKK members who do commit violence are not acting in the true spirit of KKK. So, it isn't...

Thought for Tuesday

Don't you worry about that Manchester business, Americans. ISIS claimed credit, so it was a muslim thing. Therefore, it was a peaceful bombing. See how peaceful those 22 dead persons are now?  

How Insane are Christians? This Fucking Crazy!

The following quote is from: The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins. Richard Dawkins is the Charles Simonyi Professor of the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford University. He is the acclaimed author of many books, including The Selfish Gene,...

Oh My God!

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal,...

The Danish Cartoon Kerfuffle

The following article was written by Richard Dawkins. It is proof that islam is not a religion of peace, and it is a demonstration that a muslim need not be a terrorist as such to be an islamic warrior. To all you American morons who continue to tell...

What Your Teacher Didn't Tell You about Ft Sumter

At the conclusion of the Revolutionary War, America wanted all British military personnel out of American territory. What sovereign nation in its right mind would tolerate hostile military troops within its borders? Well, as it turns out, the...

Abe Lincoln was America's Hitler and Stalin

Can you imagine an America without the First Amendment?   No freedom of speech. No freedom of the press. If you said or did anything that in any way might be interpreted as criticism of the government or any of its policies, or even if you were...

Yes, Yankees Raped Southern Black Women

You will rarely find accurate information, if any at all, about the rape of Southern women by Union Soldiers. Which is no surprise, since you rarely get accurate information about any aspect of Lincoln or his war, except detailed analysis of specific...

Yankees Must Be So Proud

Confederate troops captured the town of Plymouth, North Carolina, on April 21, 1864, then moved toward the town of Washington. In response, the Union commanding officer at Washington was ordered to evacuate his occupation garrison and the town, which...

Vallandigham vs Lincolnstein

There was one Yankee who saw Lincoln for exactly who and what he was, and understood perfectly what he was trying to do. This Yankee had the courage to say so, even in the face of Lincoln's tyranny. In fact it was that blatant tyranny which compelled...

Portuguese Prove What a Failure Lincoln Was

The Portuguese people loved the sea. They, along with the Spanish, were the adventurers who set out across the Atlantic, discovering and exploring the New World. Those two countries wisely came to an agreement on how they would avoid stepping on each...

What Republicans Don't Want You to Know

During Reconstruction, Republican Party operatives and military puppet government leaders plundered the Southern states, plunging them deeply into debt while Yankees lined their pockets with Southern taxpayer funds. Here are some of the clever schemes...

Two Black Eyes for Christianity

Contrary to what we may think we know about Christianity, Christians did not stand up for the freedom or fair treatment of slaves in medieval Europe. In defiance of our widely-embraced American concepts of virtue, morality, love, compassion, fairness,...

Listen Up, Lincoln Lovers

The Constitution of the Confederate States was patterned after the US Constitution. But the role of the central government was vastly different in the two countries. The Confederate constitution carefully carved out some of the most troublesome parts...

Picless in Seattle

I haven't been able to post a pic in about 2 weeks. I clicked on the "Report a Bug" link, which apparently itself has a bug. Come on Thoughts, pull your head out of your ass, will ya?

How Stupid Do You Have to Be to Be a Christian?

Christian Co-Conspirators   A nationally renowned case was filed in 1985, focusing public attention on Catholic cover-ups. Father Gilbert Gauthe, of Louisiana, admitted to molesting 37 boys and one girl. He pleaded guilty on various charges in...