Tell Us About Heaven

Speak up, Christians. Tell us all about heaven. Tell us what you think you know.   Then I'll prove that you don't know jack about heaven. I'll prove it using the Bible. I'll prove it using Jesus' own words.   But don't be intimidated....

Tell Me About Jesus

Speak up, Christians. Tell us all about Jesus. Tell us what you think you know.   Then I'll prove that you don't know jack about Jesus. I'll prove it using the Bible. I'll prove it using Jesus' own words.   But don't be intimidated. Don't...

God of Love My Ass!

God is love? Christianity is what the world needs today? Pope poop!   William Tyndale translated the Bible into English. His translation was the primary source for the King James Version, which is considered by many Christians to be the...

Dark Side of the Bible

Everybody who has gone to church knows about the Lord's Prayer, the 23rd Psalm, and John 3:16. But here are some verses you have never heard mentioned in church. (And never will.)   Psalms 137:9: Happy shall they be who take your little ones and...

God's Obsession with Male Genitalia

I kid you not. The Christian God seems to be obsessed with male genitalia for some reason. That, together with the fact that he hates women and children, and you've got yourselves quite the pervert for a deity, Christians. It's all there in the Bible....

Christianity: the Lies that Blind

The Christian God is a God of love. Jesus loves you. Jesus loves the little children. That's what Christians tell us. But that is NOT what the Bible shows us. Anyone who sincerely believes those things has never read the Bible. See for yourself: ...

The Lies Begin with the Very First Verse in the Bible

We are told that Jews were the first monotheists. Not true. They weren't monotheists at all until late in their ancient history. When we see the word "God" in the Old Testament, it is a deliberate mistranslation. The manuscripts don't portray a single...

Who Said That?

We know that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John did not write the gospels. So, who did? Who wrote the other New Testament books? Check this chart.   And if they weren't relating their personal observations as eyewitnesses, where did they get their...

Braying Jackasses for Jesus

You christians love to bellow and bray about the bible and your faith. But very few of you know the first thing about the bible. I can prove to any one of you in just a matter of minutes that you do not know the first thing about the bible. Just let...

How Long?

How long would America survive if we suddenly had no sports or movie stars?   How long would America last if suddenly we had no truck drivers? Waste collectors? Janitors, or secretaries, or electricians, or plumbers, or firemen, or chemists? ...

Be Proud, Catholics

You are enablers and supporters of sexual criminals. Your children must beam with pride knowing their parents care more about an evil and corrupt institution than they care about kids. Naughty Cardinal

Picless

Can't post pics on Thoughts any more. But you can see what I would be posting if I could, here.

Christians Can't Read the Bible

Christians love to tell us that non-believers don't understand the Bible. I can prove that Christians are the ones who don't understand the Bible and are incapable of even reading it properly. Read this short blog and follow the simple, logical...

The Modern Ten Commandments

A large majority of Americans accept the Ten Commandments as valid rules for living today. Few of them can recall what those commandments are. (Blessed Are the Ignorant)   To refresh your memory and to present a modern version of the Ten...

About the Gospels

Any reasonably intelligent person knows that the New Testament was NOT written by men who were eyewitnesses to the life and ministry of Jesus. Anyone with a lick of sense can see that Jesus' disciples were illiterate Aramaic-speaking guys, most of...

If You Celebrate July Fourth . . .

. . . you should realize that you can't honestly celebrate both Thomas Jefferson (author of the Declaration of Independence) and Abraham Lincoln (author of the Corwin Amendment). Those two men are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. To...

Heaven

What will heaven be like? All Christians want to go there, but there's not a single Christian out there anywhere who knows the first thing about what heaven is like. Most think they know something, based on Revelation. But that's like reading a Harry...

How to Meet New People

Some people think it's hard to meet new people. It's not difficult at all if you just put a little thought and effort into it. Learn to turn mundane situations into opportunities.   For example, try picking up the wrong golf ball. When stuck in...

Thought for Monday

Dear God, Thank you for the 30-pack of cold beer. I humbly pray for a grilled juicy hamburger and some homemade potato salad. In Jesus' name. Amen.

Thought for Friday

What happens when Murphy's Law goes wrong? Does that mean something accidentally goes right?   After extensive, exhaustive, tedious research (and an anonymous tip) I now know the answer.   When Murphy's Law goes wrong, it becomes Murphy's...