Lousy Limerick Contest

There once was a dad named Ward Cleaver whose son came down with cat scratch fever, so things soon got thorny when Wally got horny and wanted to leave it to beaver.

Thought for Thursday

Archeologists have discovered a lost manuscript written by Ernest Hemingway. It's an unfinished novel about the American federal debt, called: The Sum Also Rises. 

Who Needs Heaven?

So, Christians all want to go to heaven. Eventually. It will be fantastic. But, they go kicking and screaming, as though they don't really believe that any more than I do.   What's so great about heaven? Will you be able to drive a car, grow a...