What moves faster than the speed of light?

A Christian who reads these words spoken by their beloved Jesus. They see this and they start to curse, their little cherubic face turns red, smoke comes out their ears, they warn other Christians "It's Jesus, don't believe it, don't look!" Run! ...

How Stupid are Christians? This Stupid.

How stupid do you have to be to base your whole life on a book you don't read and don't understand? Just ask any Christian.   Here's proof. I challenge Christians to name Jesus' 12 disciples, according to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Anybody...

The Gospel According to Bart

See a series of excerpts from Jesus Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (and Why We Don’t Know About Them), written by Bart D Ehrman.   There came a time when I left the faith. This was not because of what I...

About Jesus

Jesus: <> was forgetful <> was impatient <> had anger management issues <> was a hypocrite <> dished out very bad advice <> tells you to be dishonest <> tells you to hate those who love...

Jesus Was NOT Divine

Contrary to what virtually all Christians believe, Jesus was not divine. His own words prove it. He doesn't even claim to be divine in the synoptics. Only in the John gospel do we find a divine Jesus, but the author of John proves himself to be a...

Christians Don't Know How to Pray

Christians don't believe in prayer. You Christians don't know how to pray. You don't know what Jesus said about prayer. If you had bothered to read the Bible, you'd know that you are merely making fools of yourselves with your petty prayers. You...

Jesus Demolishes Christianity

Jesus Christ himself demolishes Christianity. If you atheists want to prove that Christianity is a lie, here is your proof. It's been right there in the Bible all along. If Christians bothered to read the Bible, they wouldn't be making such fools of...

Name Jesus' 12 Disciples

Anyone calling himself a christian should be able to answer that. Go ahead, christians, pull out your bible, dust it off, and look it up. You will not be able to answer correctly.   This is another demonstration of how stupid christians are...

How Long Was Jesus Dead?

How many hours? (As close as you can figure based on available information.)   This is another demonstration of how stupid christians are because they don't read the bible. Prove me wrong, christians. Speak up.

Tell Us About Faith vs Works

Speak up, Christians. Tell us all about faith vs works. Tell us what you think you know.   Then I'll prove that you don't know jack about faith vs works. I'll prove it using the Bible. I'll prove it using Jesus' own words.   But don't be...

Tell Us About Prayer

Speak up, Christians. Tell us all about prayer. Tell us what you think you know.   Then I'll prove that you don't know jack about prayer. I'll prove it using the Bible. I'll prove it using Jesus' own words.   But don't be intimidated....

Tell Us About Heaven

Speak up, Christians. Tell us all about heaven. Tell us what you think you know.   Then I'll prove that you don't know jack about heaven. I'll prove it using the Bible. I'll prove it using Jesus' own words.   But don't be intimidated....

Tell Me About Jesus

Speak up, Christians. Tell us all about Jesus. Tell us what you think you know.   Then I'll prove that you don't know jack about Jesus. I'll prove it using the Bible. I'll prove it using Jesus' own words.   But don't be intimidated. Don't...

God of Love My Ass!

God is love? Christianity is what the world needs today? Pope poop!   William Tyndale translated the Bible into English. His translation was the primary source for the King James Version, which is considered by many Christians to be the...

Dark Side of the Bible

Everybody who has gone to church knows about the Lord's Prayer, the 23rd Psalm, and John 3:16. But here are some verses you have never heard mentioned in church. (And never will.)   Psalms 137:9: Happy shall they be who take your little ones and...

God's Obsession with Male Genitalia

I kid you not. The Christian God seems to be obsessed with male genitalia for some reason. That, together with the fact that he hates women and children, and you've got yourselves quite the pervert for a deity, Christians. It's all there in the Bible....

Christianity: the Lies that Blind

The Christian God is a God of love. Jesus loves you. Jesus loves the little children. That's what Christians tell us. But that is NOT what the Bible shows us. Anyone who sincerely believes those things has never read the Bible. See for yourself: ...

The Lies Begin with the Very First Verse in the Bible

We are told that Jews were the first monotheists. Not true. They weren't monotheists at all until late in their ancient history. When we see the word "God" in the Old Testament, it is a deliberate mistranslation. The manuscripts don't portray a single...

Who Said That?

We know that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John did not write the gospels. So, who did? Who wrote the other New Testament books? Check this chart.   And if they weren't relating their personal observations as eyewitnesses, where did they get their...

Braying Jackasses for Jesus

You christians love to bellow and bray about the bible and your faith. But very few of you know the first thing about the bible. I can prove to any one of you in just a matter of minutes that you do not know the first thing about the bible. Just let...

How Long?

How long would America survive if we suddenly had no sports or movie stars?   How long would America last if suddenly we had no truck drivers? Waste collectors? Janitors, or secretaries, or electricians, or plumbers, or firemen, or chemists? ...

Be Proud, Catholics

You are enablers and supporters of sexual criminals. Your children must beam with pride knowing their parents care more about an evil and corrupt institution than they care about kids. Naughty Cardinal