Thought for Friday

God likes seafood. That's pretty clear from the Bible. After all, fish are the only creatures that weren't adversely affected by the Genesis Flood.  

News Alert!

Christmas has been postponed indefinitely this year. It seems Rudolph has landed on the no-fly list due to his proverbial red nose. Security officials weren't convinced by Rudolph's explanation for why his nose shines so bright.   Santa, unable...

Stupid R Us

So, a student in Wisconsin gets pulled over for speeding. He tells the cop he's hurrying to a friend's house to get help tying his necktie. He has a class presentation to get to, but doesn't know how to properly hitch up his necktie. Thus the crisis,...

Disgraceful, Disgusting Democrats

There are 2 complaints you can always count on when you disagree with a liberal. 1- You are a racist. 2- You don't respect other people's opinions.   If this election cycle has demonstrated anything, it is that democrats have less...

Electoral College

I'm watching the Electoral College vote on C-SPAN. It's truly amazing how they manage to cram 30 seconds of activity into a single 8-hour period.

Suicide? Pro / Con

Con: Suicide doesn't end the pain; it just transfers it to others.   Pro: That's not your problem.   Con: You have to figure out how to do it.   Razors pain you Rivers are damp Acids stain you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't...

Why Not Say It Correctly?

Wrong: My brother and me love my parents. Right: My brother and I love my parents. Wrong: My parents love my brother and I. Right: My parents love my brother and me.   Somewhere along the line, even people who didn't pay...

Christian Brainwashing: Proof 3

Matthew 2:9-11 . . . they set out; and there, ahead of them, went the star that they had seen at its rising, until it stopped over the place where the child was. When they saw that the star had stopped, they were overwhelmed with joy. On entering the...

About the Russian Hacks

Two things people seem to ignore or be unaware of.   1- Barry knew it was going on for a year, and he did nothing about it. Only now is he beginning to take it seriously, and only because it has exploded into the headlines. (And that's only...

Poetic Kissoff

I once had a friend, Annie Jackson, who insisted that all our communication be in the form of a limerick. She was pretty, so I gave it a try.   With amorous words soporific Your work is, at least, quite prolific. Although I ignore you ...

More Proof that Christians are Brainwashed

Joshua 6:20-21: So the people shouted, and the trumpets were blown. As soon as the people heard the sound of the trumpets, they raised a great shout, and the wall fell down flat; so the people charged straight ahead into the city and captured it. ...

Brainwashed

He blotted out every living thing that was on the face of the ground, human beings and animals and creeping things and birds of the air; they were blotted out from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those that were with him in the ark. -- Genesis 7:23...

News Alert!

Kanye West went to Trump Tower today to meet with Donald Trump. My sources (which I consider totally unreliable) tell me that the prez-elect is considering West for a new cabinet position: Secretary of Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass On the Way Out of...

Thought for Tuesday

I love living in the South. Mild winters, friendly people, fried food. There's just one little detail we might improve. If you happen to live in the country, you might actually have to travel as much as a quarter of a mile to get to the nearest church.