What moves faster than the speed of light?

A Christian who reads these words spoken by their beloved Jesus. They see this and they start to curse, their little cherubic face turns red, smoke comes out their ears, they warn other Christians "It's Jesus, don't believe it, don't look!" Run!


Christians aren't bright, but they can be very entertaining. What is it that has them so terrified?

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