There is no more important narrative in all of Christendom than the Easter story. So, we would think that the omnipotent, omniscient God would manage to get his story straight in his holy, inspired Word. Yet, it doesn't take a Bible scholar to see that the Easter story is a scrambled, inconsistent, contradictory, incoherent mess. How do you explain that, Christians?
Or maybe I'm wrong about that. Prove it, and shut me up once and for all. I know you'd love that. So, take the Easter Challenge. What are you afraid of? You have your mighty God and the Holy Ghost and the Inspired Holy Bible on your side, plus millions of your little christian buddies to back you up. All that against little ol' me. So, bring it onward, Christian soldiers.